Naught-e Cards: Fall on your face edition

Well, it’s officially Fall and that means that Easter is just around the corner. I just love it when the leaves start budding and the flowers start budding and the buds start…never mind.

It only took nine jello shots to induce the following family friendly memes. Follow, share, like, comment etc.

Oh, and if you don’t read this and pass it on to 10 of your friends within 48 hours, then there is a good possibility you will suffer some type of bubbling skin rash in or around the elastic portions of your underwear.


Naught-e cards: Olympic Wet Dreams; or Go for the Goldschlager

In the time honored tradition of the Olympic games, I’m drinking Goldschlager, blindfolded atop a horse, while leaping over a 323 pound 21 year old female who according to some sources is in “perfect physical shape”.

I didn’t make it.